December 3, 2021

Kid Speak, Part 18

Kid Speak

We all know kids are full of potential and can often surprise us with great revelations about the world we live in. They can also say some pretty funny stuff…

If you have heard a child say something funny enough to repeat, please email it to me at

Teacher: Why are you laying on the floor?

Kindergartener: Because it’s cooler!

Middle School Social Studies

Teacher: Can you name one state located north of 40 degrees latitude.

Conrad: Ooh, ooh, I know!

Teacher: Ok, name one.

Conrad: Canada! YES! (with a fist pump)

Teacher: Umm….too far north.

Kindergarten teacher: Tell me the first sound you hear in the word “duck.”

Casey: Quack

Teacher: Go sit down…you’re not ready for this.

Mom: Casey (3yrs old), help me pick up.

Casey: MOM!!! You made my heart cry!

At preschool snack time. Kids are gathered around to see what snack is.

Casey: OOOOH! It’s asshole sauce! We’re having asshole sauce!

*DISCLAIMER – For the protection of the children involved, no real names will be used. When necessary, all boys will be named Conrad and all girls will be named Casey, after my two childhood dogs.

Nate Compton

Nate Compton

Attempting to teach future generations the benefits of a nerdy life, Nate spends his days molding the minds of children, and his nights nerding it up anyway he can. Trek over Wars, Michigan over State, and Marvel over DC. What else do you need to know?

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