December 3, 2021

Kid Speak, Part 18

Kid Speak

We all know kids are full of potential and can often surprise us with great revelations about the world we live in. They can also say some pretty funny stuff…

If you have heard a child say something funny enough to repeat, Submit Them Here!

At an 8th grade volleyball game. Conrad is a 8 year old boy attending his sister’s game with his mom and 5 year old sister, Casey.

Conrad: So there’s one more period left?

Mom: Yes, but they’re not called periods, they’re called sets. There is one set left.

Casey: I’m glad they don’t call them periods (grinning slyly)

Conrad: Me too.

Casey: Do you even know what I’m talking about?

Conrad: Umm, yeah

Casey: Do you know what a period is?

Conrad: Yeah…it’s what girls get. You get all sweaty.

Mom: What did you learn in Kindergarten today?

Conrad: What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Mom: I don’t know…what?

Conrad: Pregnant!

Casey: Teacher! Conrad called me the “W” word!

Teacher: I don’t know what word that is.

Casey: You know w…e…

Teacher: I still don’t know which word you mean.

Casey: Weed! What my parents smoke!

Watching a documentary about the War of 1812

Casey (6yrs old): That was a good war.

Mom: Oh year?

Casey: Yep. I remember it. I was there.

Our school has a Responsibility Room for students to cool off when they need a break.

Teacher: You are not being responsible. Do you know what that means?

Conrad: Yep. Responsibility means you’re bad…

*DISCLAIMER – For the protection of the children involved, no real names will be used. When necessary, all boys will be named Conrad and all girls will be named Casey, after my two childhood dogs.

Nate Compton

Nate Compton

Attempting to teach future generations the benefits of a nerdy life, Nate spends his days molding the minds of children, and his nights nerding it up anyway he can. Trek over Wars, Michigan over State, and Marvel over DC. What else do you need to know?

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