December 3, 2021

Kid Speak, Part 16

Kid Speak

We all know kids are full of potential and can often surprise us with great revelations about the world we live in. They can also say some pretty funny stuff…

If you have heard a child say something funny enough to repeat, Submit Them Here!

While working on number bonds with 1st graders. Students are creating them on individual whiteboards.

Casey: Man…I’ve got number bonds for days!

Casey (Kindergarten): Draws a picture of a lady with a very big belly.

Teacher: Ohh, that’s pretty. Who are you drawing?

Casey: Elsa. She’s pregnant. She married Jack Frost.

High school teachers after the first day of school (and I’m sure a number of students)

Teachers: Only 179 days until summer vacation!

Second grade girl walks up to second grade boy and takes one big sniff from bottom to top.

Casey: You smell like candy!

Kindergarteners are doing a matching activity with different colored balls.

Conrad: Teacher! I’ve got blue balls!

*DISCLAIMER – For the protection of the children involved, no real names will be used. When necessary, all boys will be named Conrad and all girls will be named Casey, after my two childhood dogs.

Nate Compton

Nate Compton

Attempting to teach future generations the benefits of a nerdy life, Nate spends his days molding the minds of children, and his nights nerding it up anyway he can. Trek over Wars, Michigan over State, and Marvel over DC. What else do you need to know?

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