December 3, 2021

Kid Speak, Part 15

Kid Speak

We all know kids are full of potential and can often surprise us with great revelations about the world we live in. They can also say some pretty funny stuff…

If you have heard a child say something funny enough to repeat, Submit Them Here!

Mom is suffering with pink eye

Grandma: How is your mother doing?

Casey (6): She’s sick.

Grandma: Oh no. Do you know what she has?

Casey: She has the pink of the eye.

Conrad (to new teacher): I hate you! You are a horrible teacher!

Teacher: That’s fine. You can say that if you’d like.

Conrad: Umm…

Teacher: Where did you go? You can’t just walk out of the classroom like that.

Casey: At my old school we could. We were just allowed to leave if we wanted to help our friends.

Teacher: So your old teacher would just let 26 students wander out of class at any time?

Casey: No! Three at a time was the most.

9th graders walk into an English classroom and see something written on the board left from the the previous class.

Conrad: (Reading) Robert Frost….Is that the snowman from that movie?

Preschool teacher wore a pink dress the first day of school. On the second day, she wore blue leggings and a black shirt.
Casey: Where’s the pink teacher? I like her better!

*DISCLAIMER – For the protection of the children involved, no real names will be used. When necessary, all boys will be named Conrad and all girls will be named Casey, after my two childhood dogs.

Nate Compton

Nate Compton

Attempting to teach future generations the benefits of a nerdy life, Nate spends his days molding the minds of children, and his nights nerding it up anyway he can. Trek over Wars, Michigan over State, and Marvel over DC. What else do you need to know?

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