October 1, 2020

Kid Speak, Part 12

Kid Speak

We all know kids are full of potential and can often surprise us with great revelations about the world we live in. They can also say some pretty funny stuff…

If you have heard a child say something funny enough to repeat, Submit Them Here!

While watching a Women’s Olympic Swimming event:

Conrad: Look mom, her butt is eating her bathing suit!

Group of kids at summer camp came up with this game:

Kids: We’ll all stand up against this wall and you (the counselors) can just throw the dodgeballs at us.

Conrad: Yeah, we’ll call it firing squad!

Casey (6yrs old) sits on mom’s lap and butt is a little boney.

Mom: You’re killing me smalls.

Casey: (gets off lap and rolls eyes) You’re killing ME bigs.

*DISCLAIMER – For the protection of the children involved, no real names will be used. When necessary, all boys will be named Conrad and all girls will be named Casey, after my two childhood dogs.

Nate Compton

Nate Compton

Attempting to teach future generations the benefits of a nerdy life, Nate spends his days molding the minds of children, and his nights nerding it up anyway he can. Trek over Wars, Michigan over State, and Marvel over DC. What else do you need to know?

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