July 8, 2020

Kid Speak, Part 11

Kid Speak

We all know kids are full of potential and can often surprise us with great revelations about the world we live in. They can also say some pretty funny stuff…

If you have heard a child say something funny enough to repeat, Submit Them Here!

Mom: Casey you are so cute!

Casey (3yrs. old): Yea, because of my face!

Conrad: Dad shaved ALL of his hair off!

Mom: No he didn’t! Ewww!

Conrad: Yeah, there aren’t even any little pieces left.

Mom: Are you serious?

Conrad: Have fun waking up to THAT!

Casey (6 yrs old): When are grandma and grandpa migrating back to Florida?

Mom: People don’t migrate.

Casey: Snowbirds do!

Conrad (5yrs old): Don’t worry, I know what to do if someone is bullying me.

Dad: And what should you do?

Conrad: Tell them to stop being mean and to never bully again.

Dad: That’s right. And if they keep doing it, who should you tell?

Conrad: Or I could just bite them!

*DISCLAIMER – For the protection of the children involved, no real names will be used. When necessary, all boys will be named Conrad and all girls will be named Casey, after my two childhood dogs.

Nate Compton

Nate Compton

Attempting to teach future generations the benefits of a nerdy life, Nate spends his days molding the minds of children, and his nights nerding it up anyway he can. Trek over Wars, Michigan over State, and Marvel over DC. What else do you need to know?

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