We all know kids are full of potential and can often surprise us with great revelations about the world we live in. They can also say some pretty funny stuff…
If you have heard a child say something funny enough to repeat, Submit Them Here!
3 year old girl sees a picture of her mom and uncle when they were kids.
Girl: Starts crying
Mom: What’s wrong?
Girl: I want to be in that picture!
Mom: But honey, you weren’t born when we took that.
Girl: But I want to be with you two. I love my Uncle! (continues crying)
5th grade girl at a picnic with her class. There are submarine sandwiches for lunch.
Girl: Wow! This is really good! I’ve never had a sandwich before!
Teacher: Like, this kind of sandwich?
Girl: No, any kind. I’ve never had one before.
Conrad (5 yrs old): Mom, I want a naked hotdog because that’s how I always like my hot dogs.
Mom: Ok Conrad.
Conrad: Unless it’s Saturday because on Saturdays you only eat hot dogs with buns. Mom, is it Saturday?
After a family dinner.
Dad: (Gets up to take dirty dishes to sink and begins to wash them off)
Daughter (6yrs old): I didn’t know you knew how to do dishes!?
*DISCLAIMER – For the protection of the children involved, no real names will be used. When necessary, all boys will be named Conrad and all girls will be named Casey, after my two childhood dogs.