December 3, 2021

Kid Speak, Part 9

Kid Speak

We all know kids are full of potential and can often surprise us with great revelations about the world we live in. They can also say some pretty funny stuff…

If you have heard a child say something funny enough to repeat, Submit Them Here!

6 year old girl talking to her mom

Girl: Do these new earrings make me look 17?

3 year old girl riding on a see saw

Girl:(yelling) This tickles my weiner! This tickles my weiner!

Teenage cast member of a community theater play

Boy: I got hit by a car last night!

Entire cast: WHAT!?

Boy: Yeah, backstage during that scene change…

Not a child, but a parent of a child who was attending a summer camp

Parent: My child came home with a hickey yesterday and I know one of your counselors did it!

Director: That’s very serious. Where was it?

Parent: On his forehead. It wasn’t there before!

Director: Your child has a hickey on his forehead and you think a counselor is responsible?

Parent: Yes! Just look at it! (brings child forward and lifts hair)

Director: Um…that looks like a small bruise to me.

Parent: I know! That’s what I’m talking about! We call bruises, hickeys in my family!

Director: Well, to the rest of the world, they mean very different things…

*DISCLAIMER – For the protection of the children involved, no real names will be used. When necessary, all boys will be named Conrad and all girls will be named Casey, after my two childhood dogs.

Nate Compton

Nate Compton

Attempting to teach future generations the benefits of a nerdy life, Nate spends his days molding the minds of children, and his nights nerding it up anyway he can. Trek over Wars, Michigan over State, and Marvel over DC. What else do you need to know?

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