October 20, 2021

Kid Speak, Part 8

Kid Speak

We all know kids are full of potential and can often surprise us with great revelations about the world we live in. They can also say some pretty funny stuff…

If you have heard a child say something funny enough to repeat, Submit Them Here!

While Pokemon Hunting

Son: Can’t we go home now?

Mom: A little walking isn’t going to kill you. Its healthy!

Son: I already have 2 abs…I’m good.

Preschooler: Is Mountain Dew beer?

Teacher: No. You’re just not supposed to drink it because it has a lot of sugar in it.

Preschooler: Oh…Well, if it was beer, I would definitely get that.

Preschooler: If you want to have a baby, do you go to the hospital?

Teacher: Well, if you’re pregnant you go to the doctor a lot.

Preschooler: But…how do you get pregnant?

Teacher: Ask your mom.

Girl: I can’t do my work because my hands are afraid of my pencil…

Students are sitting in a circle on the carpet, passing around an object. Student is forced to lean forward slightly to hand the object the back to the teacher.

Boy: (Grunting) Oh, the struggle is real.

*DISCLAIMER – For the protection of the children involved, no real names will be used. When necessary, all boys will be named Conrad and all girls will be named Casey, after my two childhood dogs.

Nate Compton

Nate Compton

Attempting to teach future generations the benefits of a nerdy life, Nate spends his days molding the minds of children, and his nights nerding it up anyway he can. Trek over Wars, Michigan over State, and Marvel over DC. What else do you need to know?

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