December 3, 2021

Kid Speak, Part 5 – Camp Edition 1

Kid Speak

We all know kids are full of potential and can often surprise us with great revelations about the world we live in. They can also say some pretty funny stuff…

If you have heard a child say something funny enough to repeat, Submit Them Here!

With school being out for the summer, check out our Camp editions of Kids Speak!

Kid 1 – “Why do narwhals have horns?”

Kid 2 – “To kill other animals.”

Kid 3 – “For magic, obviously!”

White counselor – “It’s not that hot out…”

African American Kid – “Yeah, well the color of my skin absorbs heat faster!”

Counselor – “Put the stick down!”

Casey – “Why?”

Counselor – “Why do you need it?”

Casey – “I’m just working out!”

Casey – “But boys don’t use toilet paper!”

Casey – “Don’t worry, I carry an emergency hairbrush!”

*DISCLAIMER – For the protection of the children involved, no real names will be used. When necessary, all boys will be named Conrad and all girls will be named Casey, after my two childhood dogs.

Nate Compton

Nate Compton

Attempting to teach future generations the benefits of a nerdy life, Nate spends his days molding the minds of children, and his nights nerding it up anyway he can. Trek over Wars, Michigan over State, and Marvel over DC. What else do you need to know?

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