October 20, 2021

Kid Speak, Part 3

Kid Speak

We all know kids are full of potential and can often surprise us with great revelations about the world we live in. They can also say some pretty funny stuff…

If you have heard a child say something funny enough to repeat, Submit Them Here!

Conrad (shouting out in class): I got you baby!

Class: Ooooooh!

Casey: No, he was just talking to his cat.

Casey (to the teacher about where she put her water bottle): It’s better here than between your


During a 5th grade Social Studies lesson about the African continent.

Casey: (bursts into tears and uncontrollable sobbing)

Teacher: What’s wrong?!

Casey: I just don’t want to learn about Africa!

Note being passed in 4th grade class and confiscated by teacher:

Dear Conrad,

I cannot be your girlfriend for the next two weeks because I want Casey to be my best friend. After that, I can be your girlfriend again.

YES NO Maybe

Note confiscated in 5th grade classroom:

Dear Casey,

Will you be my girlfriend? I do not have a big penis, but it is pretty.

YES NO Maybe

*DISCLAIMER – For the protection of the children involved, no real names will be used. When necessary, all boys will be named Conrad and all girls will be named Casey, after my two childhood dogs.

Nate Compton

Nate Compton

Attempting to teach future generations the benefits of a nerdy life, Nate spends his days molding the minds of children, and his nights nerding it up anyway he can. Trek over Wars, Michigan over State, and Marvel over DC. What else do you need to know?

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