October 20, 2021

Kid Speak, Part 2

Kid Speak

We all know kids are full of potential and can often surprise us with great revelations about the world we live in. They can also say some pretty funny stuff…

If you have heard a child say something funny enough to repeat, Submit Them Here!

Conrad: I’m not sure I like your hair

Casey: My hair?

Conrad: Yeah, I don’t really like it.

Casey: Well, it’s because you’re not black.

Conrad (3rd grader): I have a question, but you have to give me a straight answer…

Teacher: Ok, what’s the question?

Conrad: What does “bonerific” mean?

Casey: I can’t follow along in reading today.

Teacher: Why not?

Casey: I don’t like the way the books smell.

Conrad (2nd grader): I need a better chair to do my homework in.

Teacher: What do you mean exactly?

Conrad: I can’t do my homework in this oversized chair.

Teacher: What type of homework are you doing?

Conrad: Cursive. And I just can’t get the right posture in this chair.

Teacher: You took an awful long time in that bathroom…

Casey: Well, you should know it takes me a long time to poop.

*DISCLAIMER – For the protection of the children involved, no real names will be used. When necessary, all boys will be named Conrad and all girls will be named Casey, after my two childhood dogs.

Nate Compton

Nate Compton

Attempting to teach future generations the benefits of a nerdy life, Nate spends his days molding the minds of children, and his nights nerding it up anyway he can. Trek over Wars, Michigan over State, and Marvel over DC. What else do you need to know?

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