Kid Speak, Part 1

Kid Speak

We all know kids are full of potential and can often surprise us with great revelations about the world we live in. They can also say some pretty funny stuff…

If you have heard a child say something funny enough to repeat, Submit Them Here!

While discussing a research project on astronauts with 5th graders:

Kid: “My only question is…can astronauts have sex in space?”

Student was reading with the teacher, when they came upon an unfamiliar word:

Teacher: “Try sounding it out.”

Kid: Successfully sounds out the word “teabag”

Teacher: “Do you know what that is?”

Kid: “Yep! Its when I hit the crouch button over someone’s head after killing them in COD!”

Kid: “Teacher, teacher!!! Conrad won’t stop playing with your bong!!!”

Teacher: “That’s called a gong…”

Kid: “Everyone is bullying me and saying that I’m eating paper off the floor!”

Teacher: “Well, what were you doing?”

Kid: “Pretending to eat paper off the floor…”

Teacher: “Alright Kindergarteners, we’re about to go outside. Remember, we cannot pretend that our hands are guns.”

Girl: “So grenades are OK?”

Boy: “What about bombs?”

Teacher: “NO WEAPONS.”

Boy: “Well, a bomb isn’t a weapon…”

*DISCLAIMER – For the protection of the children involved, no real names will be used. When necessary, all boys will be named Conrad and all girls will be named Casey, after my two childhood dogs.

Nate Compton

Attempting to teach future generations the benefits of a nerdy life, Nate spends his days molding the minds of children, and his nights nerding it up anyway he can. Trek over Wars, Michigan over State, and Marvel over DC. What else do you need to know?

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