We all know kids are full of potential and can often surprise us with great revelations about the world we live in. They can also say some pretty funny stuff…
If you have heard a child say something funny enough to repeat, Submit Them Here!
With school being out for the summer, check out our Camp editions of Kids Speak!
Conrad – “I love hula hooping! It’s just like taking your pants off!”
Counselor – “Do you have any questions about our horses?”
Casey – “Do you have any unicorns?”
Conrad – “Don’t worry, I’ve jumped off a refrigerator before.”
Counselor – “Why?”
Conrad – “It’s a habit.”
Casey – “I’m going to hit you with my comb.”
Conrad – “Are you going to give him a brush with death?”
Conrad – “I thought you were Mexican.”
Casey – “What do you have against Mexicans?”
Conrad (a bit frantic) – “Nothing! Mexicans make tacos and who doesn’t love tacos!”
*DISCLAIMER – For the protection of the children involved, no real names will be used. When necessary, all boys will be named Conrad and all girls will be named Casey, after my two childhood dogs.
Trailmaster | Mind Molder | Multi-Tasker
Attempting to teach future generations the benefits of a nerdy life, Nate spends his days molding the minds of children, and his nights nerding it up anyway he can. Trek over Wars, Michigan over State, and Marvel over DC. What else do you need to know?